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An update from the Membership VP, Clare Oestreicher

- posted January 25, 2024

Photo of Clare Oestreicher, Membership VP

What word has ten letters and starts with GAS? A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

What kind of vehicle does an egg drive? A Yolks-wagon.

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What snakes do you find on cars? Windshield vipers.

OK, they’re not the world’s best jokes, but I bet you smiled a little bit, reading them. What else makes us smile? Getting in our cars and driving them down the road!

The weather’s a bit chilly right now in much of the country, so our vehicles may be snug in their garages, but this is a good time for a few repairs, and for making tour plans. We have a full schedule of national and regional tours set for 2024. Take some time now to get out your calendars, and as you read this issue of the Bulb Horn make a note of the dates ahead. Taking your car on a tour creates lots of smiles!

One more try: What do you call a car that tells bad jokes? A Pun-tiac.

Keep smiling, and have fun planning your next tour!

Clare Oestreicher, Membership VP